hockey mom song to the tune of Redneck woman

So here’s to all my sisters out there in the GOP, let me get a big lipstick from the hockey moms like me. Lipstick.

Because Gretchen likes Sarah (assuming she does since she sang the national anthem at the RNC and sang redneck woman at a political rally before Sarah spoke) and Sarah claims she’s a redneck woman, I wrote a little song just for Sarah! Just remember, you saw it here first.

Gretchen, if you’re out there, how about singing this version?

Well I ain’t never
been the city girl type
I grew up in a nice size town
I’d rather hunt moose all night
or a rabbit,  in the outdoors
or maybe go fishing too
I’ve got antlers on my wall and a bearskin on my couch
those city girls look down on me
but I don’t give a rip
I’ll go campaigning in my red high heels with a baby on my hip

Cause I’m a hockey mama
and a pit bull too
I’m a product of Alaska
saying “betcha” and “doggone”
and I broke up the good old boys network and sent them packing
And I hear all the cries from every Joe the plumber too
So here’s to all my sisters out there in the GOP
let me get a big lipstick from the hockey moms like me
lipstick

Neiman Marcus
well, their stuff’s real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing
in Wasilla for half price
and still look classy
just as classy
as those pantsuits on TV
No I don’t need no designer price to make you vote for me
the media thinks I’m tacky
not as good as them
but in my neck of the woods
I’m just the governor.

Cause I’m a hockey mama
and I’m just like you
I’m a product of Alaska
saying “betcha” and “doggone”
and I broke up the good old boys network and sent them packing
And I hear all the cries from every Joe the plumber too
So here’s to all my sisters out there in the GOP
let me get a big lipstick from the hockey moms like me
lipstick
lipstick

an alternate line:
let me hear a big pro-life from the Christian girls like me
pro-life

written by Guinever Van Campen, mother of 5

A big thank you to Michelle Malkin for posting this video on her website, otherwise I might not have seen Sarah wearing jeans singing along to Redneck Woman.

my vote is for the breastfeeding mother of 5