hockey mom song to the tune of Redneck woman

November 3, 2008 at 11:44 am Leave a comment

So here’s to all my sisters out there in the GOP, let me get a big lipstick from the hockey moms like me. Lipstick.

Because Gretchen likes Sarah (assuming she does since she sang the national anthem at the RNC and sang redneck woman at a political rally before Sarah spoke) and Sarah claims she’s a redneck woman, I wrote a little song just for Sarah! Just remember, you saw it here first.

Gretchen, if you’re out there, how about singing this version?

Well I ain’t never
been the city girl type
I grew up in a nice size town
I’d rather hunt moose all night
or a rabbit,  in the outdoors
or maybe go fishing too
I’ve got antlers on my wall and a bearskin on my couch
those city girls look down on me
but I don’t give a rip
I’ll go campaigning in my red high heels with a baby on my hip

Cause I’m a hockey mama
and a pit bull too
I’m a product of Alaska
saying “betcha” and “doggone”
and I broke up the good old boys network and sent them packing
And I hear all the cries from every Joe the plumber too
So here’s to all my sisters out there in the GOP
let me get a big lipstick from the hockey moms like me
lipstick

Neiman Marcus
well, their stuff’s real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing
in Wasilla for half price
and still look classy
just as classy
as those pantsuits on TV
No I don’t need no designer price to make you vote for me
the media thinks I’m tacky
not as good as them
but in my neck of the woods
I’m just the governor.

Cause I’m a hockey mama
and I’m just like you
I’m a product of Alaska
saying “betcha” and “doggone”
and I broke up the good old boys network and sent them packing
And I hear all the cries from every Joe the plumber too
So here’s to all my sisters out there in the GOP
let me get a big lipstick from the hockey moms like me
lipstick
lipstick

an alternate line:
let me hear a big pro-life from the Christian girls like me
pro-life

written by Guinever Van Campen, mother of 5

A big thank you to Michelle Malkin for posting this video on her website, otherwise I might not have seen Sarah wearing jeans singing along to Redneck Woman.

my vote is for the breastfeeding mother of 5

Advertisements

Entry filed under: election, entertaining, politics. Tags: , , , , .

do they have to wear opposite color ties and other debate comments from a fourth grader what i’m going to do today

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Trackback this post  |  Subscribe to the comments via RSS Feed


welcome

Welcome to my personal blog about my life as a wife and homeschooling mother of a few energetic children! You'll find my favorite recipes, all kinds of reviews, the occasional rant, and whatever else I feel like writing about.

My other blogs are
birthing with guinever
grieving with guinever
I hope you can relax and stay awhile.

what to read?

Ten homeschooling moms compiled these book lists:
1000 GOOD books
100 GREAT books

Archives

site meter

Homeschooling's
#1 Way to Save
You can join the homeschool buyer's co-op for free! They offer lots of group discounts for home educators.

%d bloggers like this: